and that's cool and everything, but . . .

2009

December 2
November 1
October 6
September 5
August 3
July 6
June 3
May 10
April 8
March 8
February 37
January 21

2008

December 30
November 41
October 28
September 19
August 63
July 38
June
May
April
March
February
January
Warch Watch
You’re about to have nightmares forever because of this insane robot mule.
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
I just heard about this.  All this kid wants is for people not to cuss, and he’s getting DEATH...
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
 She is fucking terrified of pickles.
Jan 23rd

The Oscars and STFU

I need to find a way to filter all Oscar news and opinions out of my life. I don’t want to...
Jan 23rd
Listen Listen
Grits Ain’t Groceries - Little Milton If I don’t love you, baby Grits ain’t...
Jan 23rd
from Wim Wender’s “Im Lauf der Zeit (Kings of...
Jan 21st

"The Book of the Grotesque" by Sherwood...

The writer, an old man with a white mustache, had some difficulty in getting into bed.  The windows...
Jan 21st

"Amour -- Amour" by Ben Hecht

Of all the worlds in which a man lives, the most difficult for him to understand – and remember – is...
Jan 21st
heller: Okay look, I really, really hate that there are...
Jan 16th

Ladies in Song, 3 of 6

I am very much copying and pasting this from another, older, journal of mine out of pure boredom. ...
Jan 15th

Ladies in Song, 2 of 6

Jesse’s Girl - Rick Springfield.  First of all, her name isn’t even mentioned,...
Jan 15th
The Secret History of Paul Thomas Anderson
Jan 15th
Warch Watch
What A Day That Was - Talking Heads We’re going boom boom boom and that’s the way we...
Jan 15th

Ladies in Song, 1 of 6

So, in lieu of my usual monthly complaints about the culture, experience, and expense of...
Jan 15th
Listen Listen
Still - Jason Webley. This is from Jason’s latest album “The Cost of Living.”  I...
Jan 14th
First time GPOYW.  I skipped work the day this picture was...
Jan 14th
Warch Watch
“You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera!”
Jan 13th
Bum Wine
Jan 13th
The Recently Deflowered Girl
Jan 8th
thedailywhat: [via.]  What with my occupation being partly...
Jan 8th

My Boss Doesn't Realize He's Paying Me...

me: this mix cd i made five years ago is the shit
Seth: what's on it?
me: old school. billie holiday and doowop and shit
Seth: that's too old school
that's like mesozoic school
ha
burn
me: burn?
what is that?
where does it come from?
Seth: i just burned you
badly
with my wikid burns
eat the burn
me: see the joke is that i'm so old school i don't know what fire is
that is pretty fucking OG
Seth: hahahaha
went over my head
me: obviously
you literate people with your abstract concepts
Seth: you shoulda been like "ooga ooga, what burn?"
me: typing "ooga ooga" is hard to do with just a club
Seth: your keyboard must be enormous
me: is big tip tap
Seth: man, check this shit out
*moves thumbs around in circular motion
*blows your mind
me: urg?
sorry, got distracted by wind
Seth: i think we've reached the end of the joke
good job, everyone
would you like to say some last words?
me: well
i would like to clarify that the images on my walls are not art in the modern sense of the word because i lack the mental capacity to think of them abstractly
i'm done.
Seth: I would like to add that you were a very good cavewoman and that you'll be missed
me: call me lucy
Seth: lucy, you will be missed
me: ooga
Seth: haha
me: anyway
Jan 7th