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Private Life

Aug 29th

New Relationship Energy?

Aug 29th

10 Greenest Presidents

Aug 29th

Latest business meeting showed me I need to go back, rewatch...

Aug 29th

robhuebel: Go see Death Race.  I know what you’re thinking: ...

Aug 26th

dinosaurparty: Internet, you are in for a treat. I made...

Aug 26th

Books on BART

Books I’ve Been Interrupted While Reading, on BART, by Someone Wanting to Talk About Said...

Aug 25th

Due to popular demand by the invisible masses, I’ll go back to this pointless thing.  Yay!

Aug 25th

back away slowly

I’m not sure I like this site anymore.

Aug 20th

“I like what you’ve done.  But you should really...

Aug 19th

“He says he believes in god and jesus. But he believes in the...”
— -Kaye, discussing her four...

Aug 19th

“Whenever I get blown really well it starts as a tingling...”
— from an old Dan Savage message...

Aug 19th

Cliftonic & I Both Love Rain

Clifton: speed racer
in like...
3 weeks!
me: on dvd?
Clifton: ya
me: YES
Clifton: haha it flopped so that was quick
me: I AM PSYCHED
Clifton: sept 18
me: THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME
Clifton: I wish I had a blu ray player
me: I WILL TOTALLY USE MY CAR TO THROW SNAKES AT PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE
Clifton: HAHAHA

Aug 19th

I’m off to do a stint with General Ned Ludd and his...

Aug 18th

I always feel so bad when I realize a blogger I’ve been reading is somehow horribly...

Aug 18th

From Etsy.com.  Really?

Aug 18th

From overcompensating.com.  Ignore that comment at the...

Aug 18th

“NO YOU DON’T LIKE IT GOD DAMNIT”
— It seems my film tastes make...

Aug 18th

Watch

Jason Webley turns me into a totally giddy fangirl.  I’d say he fucked me up last night, but...

Aug 17th

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“Peter Gabriel & Stop Motion:  Hangover Cure or Aggravator?” I’d write the...

Aug 17th

Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)

Aug 16th

“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, but if you do,...”
— The last thing my boss says...

Aug 16th

Listen

nickdouglas: Daily Show alum Elliott Kalan pitches a hypothetical Ziggy movie for seven minutes on...

Aug 15th

Picked up from deviantart.  For my boss, who decided that...

Aug 15th

“Three years ago I believe around my birthday I received a...”
— I think the monotone I share...

Aug 14th

didyouevernotice: Interior design room: Corona-Matic...

Aug 14th

“Ahh yes, the post-coital limbo; most of twenties can now be...”
— Oh Cate, why did you kill your...

Aug 14th

Yes yes.

Aug 14th

“For anybody thinking about going vegan, here’s what I...”
— Is it too 1990s to love...

Aug 13th

Internet Time - More Annoying than...

Has anyone ever worked out an algorithm to translate “real” time into internet time?  It...

Aug 13th

Yes.

Aug 13th

I’ve been asked to co-found and/or co-edit, as well as contribute, to two wildly different...

Aug 12th

Reasons People Have Liked Me

(phrases taken verbatim from the complimenters, in roughly chronological order) - You always give...

Aug 12th

California Girls by The Beach Boys

At work the other day, I heard the song “California Girls” by The Beach Boys. This song...

Aug 11th

Here’s a photo because I am about to post more text...

Aug 11th

“Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are...”
— Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead...

Aug 11th

“When you first come across some obscure cultural artifact —...”
— I am so sick of this kind of...

Aug 11th

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Every time it gets even slightly warm outside, I start automatically singing this song to myself. ...

Aug 11th

58.

whatwoulddondraperdo: Grab her by the hair, shove your hand up her skirt and tell her to do what you...

Aug 11th

The second story in this book is about a domestic spat over...

Aug 11th

I have never felt more ambivalent about an upcoming movie in...

Aug 11th

Things That Are Still Good

- Tom Petty’s album “Wildflowers” - Answering the question “What time is...

Aug 11th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-10)

nickdouglas: 1. Shut up 2. Shut up 3. Shut up 4. Shut up 5. Shut up  Is funny.

Aug 11th

UFC is, Like, Totally Gay

Aug 8th

“The Accidental Hooker is essentially a dialogue between...”
— Justin Berthelson reviews...

Aug 8th

dinosaurparty: -DAILY DANNY has a great piece on what to...

Aug 8th

Okay, I should probably be working instead of looking at...

Aug 8th

Like, where did this come from?  I don’t know.

Aug 8th

Friday, a day of pictures pulled from random places on the...

Aug 8th

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Although I maintained a memory of all the lyrics to this song, my coworker reminded me of its...

Aug 8th

Hey, Margot Quan Knight - that’s gross.  All your...

Aug 7th

Cliftonic Masters the "Implied Segue"

Clifton: You don't want to have a Hepatitis A scare.
Beth: Maybe Hep A scares are my new fetish.
Clifton: Ooh, that's hot.
Beth: Yeah, like a hot burning sensation in your liver.
Clifton: I was almost in a TB public service announcement.

Aug 7th

Listen

Next office meeting, I should hold a boombox over my head blasting this Beatnik Turtle song, Lloyd...

Aug 7th

Things They Don't Tell You (But Should)

Aug 6th

Watch

Jim White’s “10 Miles to Go on a 9 Mile Road.”  This artist was surprisingly under...

Aug 6th

I am totally having a day of re-blogs.  Probably...

Aug 5th

didyouevernotice: (via Brownstoner)

Aug 5th

“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so...”
— Bill Hicks (via Wikiquote)...

Aug 5th

MP3 = DSM4?

Aug 5th

What It Feels Like to Play "Free Bird" for...

Aug 1st

“Facebook is a great way of connecting to people, be it your...”
— Funny first sentence of an...

Aug 1st

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More Peaches.  This time feat. Iggy Pop, and zombies.

Aug 1st

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I love Peaches because that bitch challenges you.  Her music gains the most from repetition and...

Aug 1st