and that's cool and everything, but . . .

2009

December 2
November 1
October 6
September 5
August 3
July 6
June 3
May 10
April 8
March 8
February 37
January 21

2008

December 30
November 41
October 28
September 19
August 63
July 38
June
May
April
March
February
January
tylercoates: cvxn: (via marklisanti:tesslynch) ...
Nov 22nd
Years ago, my ex-boyfriend and I co-purchased this little...
Nov 21st
The best American drama ever made?
Nov 21st
I am going to recategorize movies, because I don’t...
Nov 21st
Current packaging.
Nov 20th

from take-a-wild-guess what

I tried to push past her. I had to get out of there. I knew what was going to happen if I...
Nov 20th
“Thompson is my particular admiration among...”
—  R.V. Cassill on Jim...
Nov 20th
“Probably the most chilling and believable first-person story...”
—  Stanley Kubrick on Jim...
Nov 20th
Title:    The Killer Inside Me Binding:   Softcover Book...
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
I don’t remember Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame at all, but after watching this...
Nov 20th
This movie rightly deserves to be a cult classic because...
Nov 19th
With a movie as visually overstimulating as this, it’s...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Of course, you could add this music to anything and make it seem dramatic and intense, but I just...
Nov 19th

poor grammar untouched for authenticity

Me: holy crap it's noon and i haven't done ANYTHING
Seth: b l e h that kind of day
yueah
fuckj wednesdays, whos with me
i donbt care about wednesdsya at all, look at how poorly i'm proofreading my own gchast
Me: fuck gchat dude
Seth: fuck everything
Me: DOWN WITH EVERYTHING
Seth: BURN IT ALL DOWN
EVERYTHING SUCKS AND NOTHING IS GOOD EVER
Me: I'm starting to feel better, strangely
Seth: that/s not strange, it's becuase you suck and now that you know everything else sucks, you feel at home
Nov 19th

Books and Why You Should Buy Them

tylercoates: Total number of books I own: I have maybe two hundred in my apartment, but I left...
Nov 19th
Cake in a Mug
Nov 18th
This is what it looks like when L.A. burns.
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
Holy shit how did I live so long without having watched this it is so awesome
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
For comparison’s sake, the trailer for 1991’s Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country. This...
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
Help Me, Rhonda - The Beach Boys.  Not only is Rhonda (Ronda?) perpetually locked in a debate over...
Nov 14th
Warch Watch
Otis Lee Crenshaw (Rich Hall).  Couldn’t find a clip of him performing my favorite tune of...
Nov 14th
“I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need...”
—  Me.  But also, Keanu.
Nov 13th
It’s so easy to forget that Keanu was in one of my...
Nov 13th
Knocked-Up Grandmas
Nov 13th
“I’ve made out in a cab, but I haven’t gone all...”
—  Keanu Reeves
Nov 13th
90,000 liquid gallons of manure spill
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
Is that K-Ree hiding in the shadows as Tommy, the boyfriend?  I believe it is.  This movie is also...
Nov 13th
as Ron Petrie in One Step Away, 1985.  At approximately 21...
Nov 13th

Today I Will Post Things About Keanu...

Me: SUP. I love that dog, He's just chillin.
Seth: He's like, "Yeah, I come to this dog park e'ry now and again, nbd."
Seth: He says nbd, spelling it out.
Me: Yeah, he's too cool for entire words, obvs.
Me: "Got this dude, cleans up my stuff - y'know, gotta keep the place clean, do what I can."
Seth: "Man, I got like, 3 bitches who just don't know shit, I'm looking for a real girl dog, you know what I mean?"
Seth: And you do. You do know what he means.
Me: Yeah man, pass the Milkbone.
Seth: Any you dogs got some catnip?
Seth: We're just tryin to have a good time.
Me: That dog would totally surf, if he weren't already so cool.
Me: It is the Keanu Reeves of dogs.
Seth: His band is called Starhuman.
Me: I love Keanu Reeves. I don't care what anyone says.
Seth: I do too.
Seth: That dog would totally say, "Whoa."
Nov 13th
from Kevin Saunders Yesterday my first panic attack in...
Nov 12th
Unexpectedly going to meet the new boyfriend’s mother...
Nov 11th
I Dated This
Nov 8th

Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight...

So, they’re listening to music and they’re at a party with bunch of old folk (or at...
Nov 8th
Nov 7th

Louis Liard

4th and Brannan St. (SOMA), San Francisco, California Cost: Free Louis Liard Issue 21 release...
Nov 7th

actual post

It is a little disconcerting that my old hook-ups like to refer to my new relationship as me...
Nov 7th
michael crichton obit
Nov 5th
“Obama’s a politician, and politics is what it is: a...”
— Will Wilkinson in his blog...
Nov 5th
To the Woman I Saw Defecating During My Lunch...
Nov 4th
Warch Watch
Giraffes, apparently.
Nov 4th

The Patience of Ordinary Things

It is a kind of love, is it not? How the cup holds the tea, How the chair stands sturdy and...
Nov 1st