and that's cool and everything, but . . .

2009

December 2
November 1
October 6
September 5
August 3
July 6
June 3
May 10
April 8
March 8
February 37
January 21

2008

December 30
November 41
October 28
September 19
August 63
July 38
June
May
April
March
February
January

You Also Secretly Love My Last-Minute...

Colin: I just ate 1/3 a pan of the chocolate banana bread I just made and am considering going for the rest.
Beth: I hate you, I want chocolate banana bread.
Colin: Dude. This shit is BANANAS, b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Colin: Actually, considering the amount I am eating, my shit tomorrow will most likely consist of mainly bananas.
Beth: Eat it faster, then throw a laxative or two in there and I have a Halloween costume idea for you.
Colin: Ew.
Beth: Banana slug giving birth.
Colin: Ew.
Beth: You secretly love it.
Colin: Yes.
Oct 31st
Make your own joke.
Oct 31st
LIVE PUPPY CAM
Oct 30th

Did anyone even like that show?

Who would see Stella perform in Berkeley on December 12th, with me? Sometimes it feels like I am...
Oct 30th
“It’s really not fair. I mean, grammar is really smart...”
— - Kermit I leave the room for...
Oct 30th

Beth, Unofficial Menses Therapist

me: I am excited to see you, tonight, but I think I already said that.
Yuli: Yeah! It's been a while!
me: I know, we haven't gossiped or anything. It's shameful.
Yuli: I know. I haven't talked to anyone about my period in like, a month.
Oct 24th
“Attach little cereal boxes to a shirt, cut a slit in the...”
— description of “Cereal...
Oct 23rd
Young Voters, Get Mad
Oct 22nd
Miscarriage E-Cards
Oct 21st
Warch Watch
I fucking HATE losing stuff.  I love the Liffmann Bros, though.  This is, I think, Chad’s best...
Oct 18th
I can never use the sentence, “Please forgive the lateness of my reply,” without feeling...
Oct 17th
thedailywhat: Entertainment Weekly has an 8-page spread on...
Oct 16th
Warch Watch
The sincerity of The Main Ingredient is fantastic. If not obvious, I listen exclusively to Motown...
Oct 13th
Warch Watch
Loudon Wainwright.  Unexciting video, no need to watch it.  Just listen, because, yeah.  Hard Day on...
Oct 10th
Warch Watch
heller: I’ll take six Taco Racks please. The best part is La-Cook-A-Rack-A. By far. Second...
Oct 10th
Is there a blog out there about bosses?  I mean, they are such strange and elusive creatures, and as...
Oct 10th
O: Is the liberal stance of the early strips indicative of your own personal politics? BB: Liberal,...
Oct 10th
The Onion: Are there still political issues that incense you? Berke Breathed: Nope. Bill Clinton...
Oct 10th
Berke Breathed Retires
Oct 10th
thedailywhat: Introducing Mail Goggles, Google’s solution...
Oct 7th
Listen Listen
I went to the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival this weekend for the sole purpose of seeing Loudon...
Oct 6th
I mean, check that crazy omnipotent asshole out.  He’d...
Oct 3rd
I sometimes think Q is the one who’s really behind...
Oct 3rd
Warch Watch
You can tell the mood I’m in today. “Sadder But Wiser” from The Music Man. ...
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
Gavin: my friend said he almost rear ended the car in front...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
Few people stop to realize the actual meaning of this song. The message, as we discover (if we...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
The Nicholas Brothers stomped the original yard.
Oct 2nd